Wastelander

A person who not only loves freaking out at the annual end-of-days, blast zone celebration known as Wasteland Weekend, but carries that love into the rest of the year, enjoying things such as, (but not limited to), Mad Max, Fallout, The Blood of Heroes, and getting together/finding other Wastelanders to revel in the sun-scorched, bleach-boned, spiked-leather goodness of the post-apocalypse.

After months of raiding, the Wastelanders are gathering and headed to the Mojave to revel in madness and exult in their spoils.

Wastelander by liveMike May 18, 2013

Wastelander

A wastelander is a term used for anyone living on the US(rather Canadian) territory, inspired by a post-apocalyptic game series, Fallout. According to those games, after a nuclear war current US territory would be a wasted land with no trees or pure water, inhabited by ghouls, mutants and chinks.

—Why hello there wastelander, whatcha doin in our neck of the... well, what do you want?
—Hello my canuck friend. I was searching for a tree, a green one, for my studies. Do you have trees in your lands?
—No, thanks to you and commies! All we have is nuclear snow desert.

Wastelander by Cure-eeos. June 28, 2009

wastelander

Someone who rejects relationships and chooses to go it alone; lonely and miserable they still persevere in a wasteland of their own creation.

A fucking wastelander.. that's what I am. Fuck me.

wastelander by NorthNomad November 16, 2017

Dirty Wastelander 

Mostly done in the ass, the male fucks the female from behind. The man grabs dirt and rocks and rubs it against her body. The female must start shitting on the males dick while the man puts rocks and dirt on the shit stains of his cock. Then goes into a 69 position, the man eats the girls shit and dirty ass while the woman sucks the shit rubbed and dirty cock.

Male 1: "Man what's the Dirty Wastelander"
Male 2: 'You don't want to fucking know"
*Male 2 is chewing shit, dirt and rocks*
Male 2: "but I'd recommend it"

Dirty Wastelander by SSG host July 6, 2021

capital wasteland 

1. The main location in a popular video game called Fallout 3 ( Basically a destroyed Washington D . C )

2. The real Washington D . C could still be considered a Capital Wasteland due to crime , crooked cops , crooked politicians , as well as it's strange on again off again gun ban laws that violate the constitution from the same country and so forth.

( example 1 ) Gamer 1 : " I killed a super mutant at the capital wasteland. "

Gamer 2 : " I didn't know you liked Fallout 3 ".

( example 2 ) Man 1 : " I got a job working for the government. "

Man 2 : " Really where at ? "

Man 1: " The Capital Wasteland. "

capital wasteland by The EVIL Vault Boy July 19, 2012

human wasteland

Someone who is beyond blackout drunk, yet somehow still awake and interacting with other people. The rare step a few special people can reach between "totally wasted" and "hospitalized". Usually requires a party or event of shit show proportions.

"Did you see that kid almost fall into the campfire last night? He didn't even notice it! Man, he was a human wasteland."

human wasteland by Jon Henry May 2, 2006

Suburban Wasteland 

A heavily populated and developed area that lies outside of a major city. It is typically known for it large number of strip malls and chain restaurants. The local populace, or "townies" are usually, overweight, slow (mentally and physically) and have a penchant for shitty Hollywood movies and fast food. Its also known for having large concentrations of children and geriatrics.

"Hey, can we stop at Dunkin' Dounuts, I wanna grab a coffee?"

"We just passed one."

"Oh shit. Well, just keep driving, in this suburban wasteland we should hit another one in about a mile. Wait! There's a Starbucks!"

Suburban Wasteland by J.W. Burnside December 26, 2011