Wessie 

A resident of West Yorkshire, primarily Leeds.

'Why is Scarborough beach so crowded today?'

'That'd be all the wessies.'

Wessie by anon157390 August 11, 2014

wessie 

A term used for someone living or from West Yorkshire, UK.

"I can tell you're a wessie from your accent"

wessie by Danny Myers November 15, 2006

wessie 

Gegenteil von einem Ossie.
The opposite of an Ossie. A inhabitant of the western part of Germany and not of the eastern, former Russian one.

wessie by sanQuentin August 7, 2003

wessie 

Leet person who owns anyone at qwtf he play

i wessie hydrobuds today

wessie by Anonymous July 4, 2003

WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013