Wassied

To be so drunk that you talk, act, and think in a completely unrecognizable manner. To also be so drunk you think everyone is in love with you. From the Latin Christopher Wasserman, of Le Club Fantastique, Albany, NY.

"On her twenty first birthday, she was so wassied that you wouldn't have known it was her."

Wassied by Scoons May 13, 2005

WASSIE 

Wassies are tiny creatures with room temperature IQ. They are usually a mix of platypuses, frogs, ducks, or penguins and the result of radioactive incidents or mysterious apocalyptic events. Their short lifespan extends further if kept in a fridge after which they respawn with the knowledge of their ancestors.

Some people derive amusement from targeting them, while others passionately stand up to their defense but wassies simply cannot be stopped or eradicated.

I am a wassie.

WASSIE by wassie69 November 1, 2023

wassie 

A smol purple edible creature that has a lifespan of 40 days (longer if kept in the fridge).

Just one of these can overrun your place in under 3 days, by then it won't be alone.

They collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each.

There are many recipes all over the net.

*opens the fridge*
- "Where's my hamcat? There are only wassies in this fridge!"
*grabs a wassie and throws it in the pan*

wassie by Craig Fraud Wright June 18, 2019

Wassie 

Wassie, wasserpest
A memetic creature on the CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally just a cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of twinks and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning. Wassies can be collected /harvested("collec"), be eaten raw or cooked as soup or ragu, however it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet.

How the creator of the meme describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.

Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

Wassie 

Wassie, wasserpest

A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays.

How the creator himself describes it:
"A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge)

just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone)

they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each

there are many recipes all over the net"

WTF is wassie??

Wassie never gonna make it

Hey mate u hungry? Grab some wassies in the fridge. I've cooked a wassie soup yesterday too.

Fucken hamcat eats all the wassies in the fridge.

Wassie by SaltyNarwhal June 18, 2019

wastied 

A severe "fuck up"

(Pronounced as "wast·eed")

"Oh man, I seriously wastied mid terms back in high school"

wastied by tast609 March 4, 2023

wassie 

Meaning 50, police, cops, fuzz, ect...
Derived in Youngstown, Ohio by SKee & Chin in 1996

Put away your gun, here comes wassie rollin down the street.

wassie by Samuel R. Preteroti November 24, 2003