Warrenton 

a place where weather always sucks, where to be popular you have to have either a crappy truck or a nice car, where the only things to do are go to the movies, go swimming, or go mudding. a place where tourists are terrists and old people come to die.

old man "hay lets go to warrenton and stay at fort stevens honey"
old woman "ok sounds fun! lets bring the BIG RV"

locals "jesus, these goddman tourists always go through the HISTORICAL area instead of the campground. i wish they would fall off the column."

Warrenton by Elizabeth Stoesz July 7, 2008

Warrenton 

Warrenton is a small town where old people go to die. And there is nothing for kids to do so everyone just smokes weed. we like to meet at the mart. you can go to the mini mart at any hour and see someone that you know. We also like to go to the fred meyers we mostly just sit on the couches there and everyone steals food from there. and the last place wee hang out is called the gook slab or just the slab. warrenton is often refered to as dubb-town mostly because we are all so poor we can only afford a dub at a time. We have quality ass weed here and no one really chumps either its a nice place:D And we hate the shit out of knappa.

"hey man you want to go buy a bag?"
"sure dude but I only have ten dollars."
"no worries i have ten to."
"dubb?"
"yerp."
"I love warrenton."

Warrenton by gary aho August 17, 2011

Warrenton, VA

Dubtown.

the name dubtown is the only cool thing about Warrenton, VA.

Warrenton, VA by deuces911 April 30, 2011

Warrenton GA 

A town in eastern GA where the people have more kids than they do teeth and the family tree goes straight up and down. People from Warrenton tend to brag about their unhealthy eating and drinking habits, brag about the new mudflaps on their rusted out vehicles, and regularly rock out to "Pour Some Sugar on Me" by Def Leppard.

I thinks I'ma gonna go on down to Warrenton GA to the ho down with my sister and eat and drink a whole mess of sumpin!

Warrenton GA by aj craze November 16, 2010

Auburn middle school (warrenton) 

auburn middle school is full of basic white girls and thirsty girls who think they are all that. Every guy there thinks that they can date every girl and act like a whole celebrity. The girls smell like expired Macy’s perfume, and the guys wear too much vineyard vines. I have never seen so much hoes in my lifetime of going to schools. Now, the lunch there sucks as well. it looks 6 months expired to be completely honest. They are trying to give us a whole heart attack with there greasy ass pizza. The gym sucks as well because no one does anything that’s why everyone there is obese. I don’t recommend this school unless you wanna be a hoe and obese. Kids think that there so cool cause they have that big designer stuff. i feel bad for the teachers honestly

everyone who doesn’t go to auburn [middle school (warrenton): FUCK AUBURN AND THERE HOES

Auburn middle school (warrenton) by yourmemeaccount June 8, 2019

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia 

A school with kids who are awesome, athletic, independent and incredibly intelligent. People try to hate on them by writing untruthful statements about them on urbandictionary but they are so cool that they accept how little bitches try to get at them.

hater: Highland is for rich untalented kids

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia kid: Wow, those kids are such posers that we'll just ignore them.

Other Highland kid: Yeah, what jerks!

Highland School, Warrenton, Virginia by ItsMr.ScopeYourGirl April 20, 2011

Highland School, Warrenton, Va 

A school where rich and rich wannabees go to get a horrible education, go to an awful college, and live of off the spouses or inheritance. And no...I am not jelous. Everyone knows Highland kids are posers who are going to amount to nothing!

Highland Kid 1: He lets pop our collar
Highland Kids 2: Yeah...we can act better than everyone

conversation between kids from Highland School, Warrenton, Va

Highland School, Warrenton, Va by HighlandH8tr October 28, 2008