Warking 

A ginger kid that plays runescape and feeds of making others look stupid by being a troll. He has become #1 troll of the runescape community and hasn't lost his touch since joining Ancient Fury.

Rudy v8: Alright bro what's the info?
Warking: Willowsrfun - fuckbitchesgetmoney
Rudy v8: ...511 days this isn't an AF account
Warking: Oh? Maybe you typed it wrong
BigTNutty: Rip Ely Rudy
Rudy v8: Fuck ya'll
Rudy v8 disconnected.

Warking by FBPR247 December 15, 2010

warking 

The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.

Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.

warking by segacs November 9, 2010

Warking 

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.

1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.

Warking by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010

I got my mojo working 

I got my mojo working — a war cry of successful Blues Singers who win the crowd for which they are playing through their musical mastery and charismatic stage presence. If you are ever playing your heart out and women start throwing their panties your stage YOU GOT YOUR MOJO WORKING.

This phrase entered the mainstream through the song I Got My Mojo Working written by Preston “Red” Foster. This song was first performed by Ann Cole but made famous by Muddy Waters.

The word “mojo” is a reference to sympathetic magic used to bend reality to bless or to curse an individual. Musical mastery is one of the most powerful mojos and it can be augmented through the use of roots, amulets, and spell pouches provided by a Root Woman who you have pleased and who favors you.

Mess around and find out.

Lyrics from the song: I Got My Mojo Working

“I got my mojo working, it just don't work on you.
I got my mojo working, but it just don't work on you.
Look out baby,
Gonna circle the blues..”

I got my mojo working by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 15, 2023

Wiseguy Warning 

It's when a mafioso, OG or gangsta puts a phonebook on someone's chest and fires a medium velocity handgun right against it. Thick phonebooks are known to stop .22, .45, and .38 bullets. It's common practice among goodfellas.

That guy got a Wiseguy Warning, he payed his dues not too long after. Rocco was ordered to give the guy a Wiseguy Warning.

Wiseguy Warning by Ascot1111 January 19, 2023

Walking Dead Zone 

A Walking Dead Zone is an area for people with mobile phones who are currently experiencing the inconvenience of not being able to transmit to a nearby mobile site, base station, or any other similar Wi-Fi points of access. In these areas, the mobile phone is said to be in a state of outage. Walking Dead Zones is usually where Wi-Fi service is not available because the signal between the handset and mobile site antennas is blocked or severely reduced, usually by hilly terrain, spooky graveyards, dense foliage, physical distance, or interference from the Talking Dead. This will cause most mobile phone users who have no means of transportation to keep “walking “ until they are finally within range of a verifiable signal. Some of these Talking Dead who are traversing the Walking Dead Zones, have been known to utter out incoherent ramblings, such as, “Out of range!” “Out of range!”

Kelly: “Where’d Derek go, Brandon?”
Brandon: “Him and a few of his friends are in a Walking Dead Zone, somewhere between here and the abandoned church.

Kelly: “Well, he better hurry up and get back here in time for The Walking Dead ‘else I’m gonna start watching The Jerry Springer Show, I’m a telling you what!”

Walking Dead Zone by yyuryyubicuryy4me July 29, 2018

desk warming 

a principal delight of ESL teachers in Korean public schools, where they spend vast amounts of time at their desks, with no particular assignments or tasks to complete.

Websurfing, writing emails, downloading movies and other files are common ways to pass the time.

With Winter break in full swing, Minsu the ESL phenom at the middle school found himself with oddles of timefor desk warming, which he used to download his favorite WORLD OF WARCRAFT add-on!

desk warming by Football's Dick Vermeil April 9, 2011