Warking

A ginger kid that plays runescape and feeds of making others look stupid by being a troll. He has become #1 troll of the runescape community and hasn't lost his touch since joining Ancient Fury.
Rudy v8: Alright bro what's the info?
Warking: Willowsrfun - fuckbitchesgetmoney
Rudy v8: ...511 days this isn't an AF account
Warking: Oh? Maybe you typed it wrong
BigTNutty: Rip Ely Rudy
Rudy v8: Fuck ya'll
Rudy v8 disconnected.
by FBPR247 December 14, 2010
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Warking

The action of both working and wanking alternatively at work.
1. Dude I've been warking all day. It's really depressing.

2. Dude1: Yeah I've been going a bit on pitchfork at today.

Dude2: Mate you're such a warker.

Boss (comming from behind): Off you two fucks.
by The Fucker from Chicago October 27, 2010
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The sound of a chocobo from many Final Fantasy games. Most Final Fantasy fans would recognize the sound in a second. In the game it is usually heard as an adorable squeak.
Chocobo: Wark! Wark!
Chocobo 2: Wark!?
Chocobo: waarrrrk.
by BaldDumboRat August 02, 2006
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The familiar sound made by a Chocobo. various forms of the "wark" are used in different situations and depending on the mood of the Chocobo!
"(^)> *wark!* *wark!*

"(@)> "im pilled up, yo."
by Towneh April 29, 2003
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A wark is any bird with a long beak and neck. Common warks include ducks, swans, pelicans, herons, egrets and ibis.
by Morgan Martin-Skerm March 03, 2008
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The act of pissing about on Facebook when one really ought to be working.
Are you still at work?" "Yes, I've been warking really hard. I still have a giant stack of paperwork but I gained three levels in Farmville.
by segacs November 08, 2010
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(v.) To develop one or more contingency plan(s) for implementation in the event of a zombie attack. Often a symptom of mental illness.
Her hobbies include yoga, podcasting, and warking...lots of warking.
by birtweiser August 09, 2005
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