Wanzer 

Someone who claims to be impartial but is in fact a provocateur; a guise

That dude is such a wanzer, he used his prowess and selective reinforcement to push progressive candidates in turn continuing Burlington Vermont spiral into a dumpster fire. I wonder if his paid job at Means TV is pushing him in the wrong direction.

Wanzer by ThotsPrayers March 26, 2024

Anal Wanker 

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

Anal Wanker by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

wander over

To walk a block or less! Sometimes more, even tho it says wander, the person knows where they're going.

That lazy bitch lived 1/2 block from her friend & would Drive her Freakin' car most of the time when she came to visit! When she walked, she said "Maybe I'll wander over in awhile.

wander over by Starchylde June 8, 2016

Wanker’s Sheen 

When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.

Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.

Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?

Wanker’s Sheen by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020

walzering 

the act of eating pudding out of another man's anus.

Art didn't eat his pudding today at lunch. He saved it for shower time, he's going to do some walzering.

walzering by forging ahead February 27, 2013

wanker scab 

Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.

I won't sleep with Jord, because he has wanker scab.

wanker scab by OldLeech September 24, 2019

full kit wanker 

A grown man or Woman wearing a full football kit in a public place other than a football pitch. Football Shirt, shorts and socks. This may also apply to other full sports kit wearers in similar situations. You will naturally think/say ' What a wanker'. Therefore 'What a full kit wanker' is applicable.

Man/Woman in any place other than actually playing the sport. Maybe in the High Street, Pub,public transport.......Anywhere in fact!!! Even on the Terraces at the match!!! Anybody commiting this crime is a 'Full kit wanker'.

full kit wanker by Sharkyyoung October 31, 2013