Wanky biscuit

A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.

It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.

The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit

Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.

by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009

Wank Biscuit

Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!

BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!

by mike doom July 12, 2004

wank-biscuit

1. Someone who is not actually a wanker, but a more mild one.
2. Posh term for "Wanker"

You wank-biscuit, give me that back

by Techno Joker May 31, 2003

wank biscuit

Limp Bizkit

Them Limp Bizkit phonies can't even spell the name of their own band. It is spelt +Wank Biscuit+, you assface.

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 4, 2003

wank biscuit

1) A juvenile (and British) term for someone who masturbates often.

2) A general derogatory term for someone who is disliked.

3) A delicious shortbread-based product filled with a white and sticky fluid which is being called "semen", produced by the Wank™ Corporation.

1) "Dude, you need to cut down on how much you masturbate, you fuckin' wank biscuit."

2) "Shut the hell up, wank biscuit."

3) "Wank Biscuits. Now with 50% more semen!"

by Meik April 2, 2003

Wankbiscuit

Harsh insult.

Your fucking wankbiscuit, you broke my Power Rangers toy.

by Captain Doormat January 16, 2004