wanky yanky

adj.
/ˈwaŋki ˈjaŋki/
Of suspicious quality, dubious or destined to fail.

This code is a bit wanky yanky.

by dewim June 9, 2018

Wanky Yanky

A british citizen that emigrates to the US and automatically thinks they're American.

LP: "Rob's been in the states like 4 days and he's already changed"

Mylo: "Yeah man he's a Wanky Yanky"

by northernsoul247 September 29, 2010

yanky wanky

Yanky Wanky is when u ou are getting/giving a handjob and are grabbing the skin around the penis almost ripping it off

Yo bro, some chick yanky wanky'd my dick last night

by ManWithNoBrain August 6, 2017

No more yanky my wanky

I shall endeavor to cease masturbating forthwith.

My dick is all chapped, so no more yanky my wanky.

by Neilmiser May 8, 2004

yanky my wanky

Asking for a hand job or talking about masturbating.

Why don't you reach over here and yanky my wanky.

What did you do last night?

Nothing, I was so bored I decided to just yanky my wanky.

by Cornbang March 23, 2016

yankee doodle wanky

The practice of whooping, screeching and shouting like a fucking retard at any concert, show, gig, sporting event or whatever, usually accompanied by much air-punching, stupid hand gestures and acting like a retarded American teenage cunt with stupid parents and an MTV fixation.

"Dave did the yankee doodle wanky at the Bangles gig. I was so embarrassed."

by Jerry Winston September 9, 2003

The Flying Yank Wank

The action of a male masturbating until about to climax, then jumping and yanking the balls in order to make one's nut fly over their shoulder

Charlie: Yo bro have you heard about The Flying Yank Wank?
James: Of course, I just finished doing one

by Langersss April 9, 2020