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wankerpoo

That dog looks like a wankerpoo
by Daddyyyyypoo February 9, 2021
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wankerpoo

a term used by a blonde girl from essex to her boyfriend when he winds her up
why did you tell me united scored when im watching it on stream you wankerpoo!
by jameswfc17 October 3, 2023
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Wankerpoo

Precious little designer dog driven to the park in an electric SUV and kept away from real dogs who frighten the little darling.
“Oh your wankerpoo only eats designer dog food? My golden retrievers eat whatever they can get their mouths around”
by TitchyBootz January 12, 2026
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Wankertorium

When more then one person of a special character or group of people that have an extremely high self esteem of themselves, congregate either in public or private place. Freequently at these gatherings and at these scenes the members of the group stroke their cocks rapidly and aggressively whilst discussing and delivering their material and or message. In this scenario it could be classified as a wankertorium.
Whilst at the wankertorium Keith's dick was red roar from all the cock stroking .
by PS69 March 15, 2015
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Wankeroo

Wankeroo, Loud mouthed Australian Bankers or Tourists In London
by WBCT September 29, 2010
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wankerdonkies

"Wankerdonkies"
A very complex game using a ball or similar object. The aim of the game is to always keep the ball off the ground or 'alive.' Any number of people can play. The main rules are as follows; the ball must not touch the ground, any part of the players body is allowed to make contact with the ball to avoid this happening, with any number of touches. In the event of the ball touching the ground the player responsible receives a letter from the word 'wankerdonkies.' Therefore each time the ball touches the ground that person gets a letter from the word, in the same order. For example Fred has made the ball hit the ground three times - he has the letters, 'W' 'A' 'N'......
The loser of the game is the first person to receive all the letters. This can take a while. It is then up to the winner of the game to chose a forfeit for the loser. Or this can be jointly decided at the beginning. Any forfeit is allowed. Other than that there are no other rules.
"Whose up for a game of wankerdonkies"
"Lads what a great game of wankerdonkies"
"Awesome forfeit as well!!"
by CallMeAl April 14, 2009
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wankermobile

A car tarted up by the lesser intelligent of the species in order to mask its actual shitness to the outside world.

Usually comprises of blue or green neon lights, and a cunt kit.
LOOK, WANKERMOBILE!!!!

Loud (shit) music, blue floor lights, that can mean only one thing kids! Wankermobile!!!
by TheThirdMan April 28, 2004
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