Wank-Spank
When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face
Wank-Spank by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021
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Wank n’ Spank
When you are giving your cock a vigorous wank and you have a sexual partner lovingly, but repeatedly and firmly, spanking your dangling ballsack at the same time. Ideally, the wank and the spank are performed in synchronized fashion.
I was giving myself a old fashioned wank when my girl walked in. She helped finish me off with a wank n’ spank. My balls are sore as hell.
Wank n’ Spank by Eaton Holgoode November 14, 2018
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Spank-Wank
A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
Spank-Wank by Waztum October 27, 2008
Spank-Wank
Broden: Hey Mark how did that interview go?
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
Mark: Sorry mate, i can't talk now. I'm having a spank-wank.
Broden: Ah shit. It went that bad.
Spank-Wank by Weenus Waggler August 26, 2016
Wank n' spank
is just another fancy schmancy word for masturbation. That's all. Pretty simple.
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
For linguists who are working on a masters degree or higher that want to dive deeper into this word, it can also be spelled “wank & spank”, “wankenspank” or “wank and spank”
Wank n' spank by Bill Beef July 3, 2025
spank and wank
spank and wank by Donkey-ho-tey September 20, 2017
wank shank
When you shank someone with your wank or they shank you with your wank. Or the other person grabs a sharp object and shanks you in the wank or you do that with an object to the other person.
wank shank by Doun Sin Drum Jey March 11, 2017
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