Wangspan

The length of one's wang: I.E., Dick size. Generally given in inches.

"It's not the wangspan, it's the skills man!"

Person 1: "My wangspan is three feet."
Person 2: "But you're a girl..."
Person 1: "I keep it tucked away in my navel."

by The Pansexual Furry Hippie August 13, 2012

Utter Wankspangle.

A dickhead of the highest order. Usually used in reference to those that fail.

Q. Would you like to marry me?
A. No because you are an Utter Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

Wingspan

The space between a woman's upper thighs just below the pubic region. More noticeable from the rear and more pronounced on thinner girls.

Check that chick's wingspan! It gotta be at least 2 inches! I can see all the way down the street.

by Asian Guy from Uncle Deercamp July 6, 2009

wangstang

One who often annoys ones partner.

You wangstang, you ate all the chinesefood.

by Jameschbroad June 5, 2007

wankspanner

A derogatory insult, a cross between a wanker and a spanner.

Give it back Geoff and stop being such a wankspanner!

by Wigda May 11, 2006