Wanglash

The act of thumping ones forehead with your penis

My cousin wanglashed his brother instead of spotting him while attempting bench press a new personal best

by Air bender Osborn January 10, 2019

wangmasher

n An unpleasant and excessively small toilet or toilet seat obviously created by a child, a woman, a midget or a dwarf (or worse a combination thereof) such that it squashes an average man's junk up against the front of the bowl or squeezes his junk up against the seat resulting in sometimes fleeting, sometimes lasting, sometimes permanent discomfort and/or damage to one's johnson.

adj. "wangmashing" - the quality of being a wangmasher

1. noun Man, that toilet's such a wangmasher that I pissed all over my leg trying to sharpton.

2. adjective I just tried to sharpton in my new apartment but now my manhood has gone numb because of that wangmashing shitter.

by benmeade October 19, 2008

wanglish

Noun, a compound of "white" and "Manglish". It is Malaysian English spoken by a white person, including all the slang and intonation used by a fluent Manglish speaker.

White person: "Wei why you so like dat one?"
Malaysian: "WAHLAU you talk wanglish ah?"

by Wugga August 5, 2009

Waglash

A form of whiplash that one obtains from a dog's tail as it climbs over you on the sofa, wagging excitedly in your general direction.

"Hey Bruce, what's with the neck brace?"
"Spaniel to the neck mate, a bad case of waglash"

by al-co-hol January 17, 2015

wanglish

internet chat-styled english, which is almost impossible to understand unless conditioned to it. called Wanglish because it makes you sound like a wang.

<twat> oi use to do u want 2 go 2 da beech 4 a swim heeps of jelly fish lol
<user> dude, talk like a human instead of using that wanglish.

by Raev February 6, 2006