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Wangwelt
A mark created on the cheek or forehead from being slapped roughly in the face by a man's genitalia. In some cultures, wangwelts are considered to be a symbol of achievement, similar to an animal marking its territory.
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
"She mine!" - quote from a man after administering a wangwelt to his new ladyfriend.
Is sometime also referred to as a "Dubdub".
Care and feeding of Wangwelts
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
Detection Prevention - Wangwelts can be handily hidden by women/men who do not wish to openly display their Double-Ws (Wangwelts). Double-Ws can be hidden by cover-up or ski masks.
Duration - Wangwelts last one to two weeks depending on both the solidity of the offending genitalia, as well as the severity of the impact to the face. Weekends are the best time to administer a new Wangwelt, as it gives them time to fully blossom before displaying them at your place of work.
Related Words
Wangwelding
The act of hot gluing two penises together by the tip or foreskin. A common alternative to glue is candle wax.
Hey Jordan, ready for another wangwelding session tonight?
- Sorry, I cant tonight. My foreskin stitches are still healing from last week's wangweld.
- Sorry, I cant tonight. My foreskin stitches are still healing from last week's wangweld.
Wangwelding by tiptipnuker September 7, 2016
Wangmeister II
a male person related to Rasputin except he is much more of a chick magnet than his relative which is why he gets booty so much.
horny dude #1: did you know that Wangmeister II got booty last night?
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
horny dude #2: ofc i know that it was my booty
horny dude #3 ay man yall talking bout wang? he gets so much booty geez
Wangmeister II by Wangmeister II September 11, 2019
Wang Wei Ming
Wang Wei Ming by M Chan November 20, 2023
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026