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Wimberley 

Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.
Guy 1: "Wanna go float the river?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lets head out to Wimberley."
Wimberley by MillaBee December 31, 2010
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wimberley 

completely boring town in central Texas with two things to do smoke pot and swim tourists come and bother locals with dick head cops that will shoot you if you step out of your car near austin
A) hey im bored what do you want to do?
B) we can smoke or swim in wimberley thats it
wimberley by frozen vodka January 19, 2012

wimberley 

The cutest most badass girl out there! She has an amazing smile, and is super awesome. If you are talking to her you most likely will smile too because of her sweet nature. Anyone would love to have her in their life and don't know what they are missing out on if they don't know her.
That girl is such a badass her name must be Wimberley
wimberley by homie12344 January 23, 2018

Wimberley 

Awesome small town in central texas about 45 minutes southwest of austin. Many things to do - Blue Hole, Market Days, antiquing, shopping, hanging out. Best football team in the land! Best marching band in the land! Great place to raise your kids. Town has no Walmart, Home Depot or any 'big box' stores to change the flavor of small town life. Only one elementary school, only one JH, only one HS - no one messes with the Wimberley Texans!
If you want to raise your kids in an awesome community that is small but still near big enough cities if you need to go, live in Wimberley!
Wimberley by crazymom18 December 7, 2011

Wimberley High School 

Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.

Wemberley 

Similar to Engerland
It is a football adaptaion
From Wembley
Allows an extra sylibal for better rhythm
Wemberley, Wemberley, Wemberley Wemberley Nah Nah
Wemberley by Villar2gud July 4, 2008

Kimberley 

An Awesome Girl, Whoever has her is a lucky guy, and should be grateful they've got someone as funny, sexy, intelligent and awesome as her. Don't give her up :P
Kimberley's Awesome, and she's all mine: "Antonio" :* (hug) (h)
Kimberley by Antman968 July 3, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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