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Wimberger 

A teacher that runs marathons but doesn't shut up about them. She is a carpet-muncher, she likes to ruin people's days, and teach global studies. She hands out 5 page packets that are due the next day and turns in to a goblin if it isn't done. She has one hell of a nose and will often times memorize your entire life story. She hates smartphones but loves being a gaylien.
Jimmy ran one marathon and turned into a wimberger.

What a shame
Wimberger by TeddalibuHater February 7, 2019
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Wimberger 

Wimberger is a name you call a teacher who like girls more then boys she also will give you 5 project all due at the end of the week.
Man she is a wimberger
Wimberger by PP Slap February 8, 2019

Wimberley 

Small ass town in central texas that consists of only one fun thing- the river. Tourist flock here for market days and locals barr their doors and windows.
Guy 1: "Wanna go float the river?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, lets head out to Wimberley."
Wimberley by MillaBee December 31, 2010

Wimberley High School 

Wimberley high school is one of the bitchiest, stupidest, cow-herded schools in Texas. It is made of a majority of Jocks. If not a jock, pothead, or asshole you are of what they call the "lower-class". Students are "herded" from one class to another much like cattle would be.

Weinbergered 

When a hot cock hits you in the face mulitple times without relenting or remorse.
"I was trying to apologize when all of a sudden I was Weinbergered, and I didn't stand a chance after that."

wamburger 

What you offer to a noob that is in some way complaining or crying. Also see Wambulance French Cries and care police
Noob: God you people make me so angry.

Person A: Shall we get you some French cries and a wamburger while the care police come to assist the wambulance?
wamburger by drunkbum222 November 26, 2006

wimberley 

completely boring town in central Texas with two things to do smoke pot and swim tourists come and bother locals with dick head cops that will shoot you if you step out of your car near austin
A) hey im bored what do you want to do?
B) we can smoke or swim in wimberley thats it
wimberley by frozen vodka January 19, 2012