walm is an entity that isn't very smart. calling something walmy would be like calling something great, but also calling something stupid. walm is also a monster that appears in my room when its late in the night and I haven't gotten sleep.
by walm July 31, 2022
Walm - noun - mammal, known to walk the land, use computers, and write in nothing but mathematical notation.
"Man that Walm is writing out predicate logic at an astounding rate- it's even writing statistical information about the rate at which it is writing predicate logic at the same time as it's writing predicate logic. Predicate logic..."
by Keith Feesh April 4, 2008
Walm is an ominous cult-like version of Walmart and it is said that whoever goes to walm will go there forever and never visit another store in their life until they fall to them. When someone falls to Walm, their entire personality and thoughts will be just about Walm. When this happens, they allow you to become an employee and secretlly help Walm rule the world.
(Micheal) Hey I went shopping to a store named Walm and I really liked it there
(Eric) Bro don't go back you will fall for them
(2 months later)
(Micheal) Hey, I got a job at Walm
(Eric) Oh god really, (whispering) this isn't good, he is helping them (no longer whispering) thats really good Micheal.
(Eric) Bro don't go back you will fall for them
(2 months later)
(Micheal) Hey, I got a job at Walm
(Eric) Oh god really, (whispering) this isn't good, he is helping them (no longer whispering) thats really good Micheal.
by n64briel August 3, 2023