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A Wallus is a semi deformed butt cheek who sells their ass on the dark web this word is very disrespectful towards anyone and it can only be used with people who’s name is Sam and their last name contains an R and 2 ee’s
Hey Jacob YOUR A WALLUS
Wallus by NeoPuff99 May 3, 2023
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Walls Good 

Bailey: Do you have any Pocky?
Ryan: No sorry.
Bailey: Walls good. I'll go buy some.
Walls Good by rhbnyc April 20, 2015

walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

Paint the walls red 

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.
“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”
Paint the walls red by Nleooon January 25, 2022

Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

Walrus Shuffle 

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.