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A Wallus is a semi deformed butt cheek who sells their ass on the dark web this word is very disrespectful towards anyone and it can only be used with people who’s name is Sam and their last name contains an R and 2 ee’s
Hey Jacob YOUR A WALLUS
Wallus by NeoPuff99 May 3, 2023
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Walls Good 

Bailey: Do you have any Pocky?
Ryan: No sorry.
Bailey: Walls good. I'll go buy some.
Walls Good by rhbnyc April 20, 2015

walrus' walnuts 

Being exceptional and successful, being at the top of your game, being all that and a bag of chips, being hot shit on a silver platter.
After scoring that big promotion at the office, Trevor got all puffed up and thought he was the walrus' walnuts.
walrus' walnuts by giraffe-o October 12, 2012

Paint the walls red 

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.
“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”
Paint the walls red by Nleooon January 25, 2022

Chapped Walrus

A Chapped Walrus is a really crusty and musty camal toe/moose nuckle.
Guy#1 : Dude look at her!
Guy#2 : What's wrong with her?
Guy#1 : She's got a Chapped Walrus!
Guy#2 : Ewww that's gross she probably has ebola or something.

Walrus Shuffle 

A nefarious sex act in which one partner karate chops the other in the trachea causing him or her to make involuntary walrus like noises. While the victim gasps and gurgles for their life, the shuffler takes advantage of his or her disadvantageous state, vengefully eating out the vulnerable and pulsating asshole of their victim, to the sweet sweet sound of walrus music at the sea shore.
I had to buy a turtle neck for my old lady to cover up her walrus shuffle marks. I feel shame and pride at the same time. I never thought I'd have to pay money for a turtleneck...ever.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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