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Wallu

(Pronounced WULL-OO) One of the most offensive curse-words in the history of mankind.

Historically uttered first by the first man to ever get fired by their boss in the history of mankind. Then it was uttered by Chuck Norris, when it was lost in historical etymology for 95 years because nobody wanted to be the third person to utter the word after Chuck in fear of having their ass delivered to them via USPS the next day.

It was inevitably re-introduced in one of Stephen Hawking's recent (2009) mathmatical formulas to prove time travel.

The fourth to utter it was the hip hop artist Twista, who supposedly mumbled it by accident inbetween one of his lyrics at a bajillion word per second.

It means absolutely nothing - the only word in human language to mean absolutely nothing - which is why it is so devastating.

It sounds offensive, it IS offensive; yet, no authority can penalize, scold, or punish you for saying it. Most e

Discaimer: Expect a lightning bolt from the sky when you decide to grow balls to utter it.
1. "You ffffat wallu."
2. "You're nothing short of a wallu."
3. "Tell your mom thanks for the wallu."
4. "I did a lot of wallu yesterday. I can't go to school."
5. "Last night I wallu'd all over your couch dude, my bad."
6. "W...wa...wallu-" *thunderstrike* *dies*
by Bl4ckR41nH0Q May 20, 2010
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great wall of china

when someone slaps one of your balls real hard
Howd it go with that girl last night? Amazing, she gave me a great wall of china, I'm still sore!
by Rannigan May 7, 2022
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Wallamaybungya

an exclamatory word, used to express shock or surprise at something incredibly unusual or surprising to the average human
“That’s a wallamaybungya idea, Everett.”
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The William Wallace

How to perform “The William Wallace

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing
by Maskalawia July 11, 2014
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The God Wall

1. The point in a rational discussion or debate in which one side's argument is ultimately found to rely on one's belief in God or a particular dogmatic religious tenet. This is known as the God Wall, or the point where reason, logic, evidence, and empirical observations smash futilely against the ironclad stance of faith with little to no persuasive impact on the argument or position being discussed.

2. A protective shield or mental block used by religious believers to ward off any and all arguments used against their faith-based worldview.
"So why don't you think that Gay marriage is acceptable?"

"Because homosexuality is a sin, it’s not natural, and marriage should just be for heterosexual couples who want to start a family."

"But homosexuality occurs in most species, and scientists have shown us that its occurrence is a near universal phenomenon in nature. Further, mental health professionals have found that same sex couples make perfectly adequate parents and you don't have to be married to have a loving family. Why do you support discrimination against a minority group?"

"Oh, well, it’s God's law and He's all knowing and infallible. Plus, it’s in the Bible."

“Ahh, I seem to have backed you up against the God Wall in this conversation since my well reasoned arguments based in logic and evidence have had no impact on your stance."

"I'll pray for you, you heathen sinner."
by Argyle311 June 10, 2012
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Great Wall of China

How was the party last night?
It was a great time! I got schwifty and Mary-Kate gave me a Great Wall of China!
by Whiskeydemon May 7, 2022
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Wallad

The biggest form of wasteman you can possibly imagine.
Michael: oi nah this water tastes bare weird
Nathan: thats bleach. you wallad
by Notanyul June 10, 2013
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