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A seemingly innocent person that turns out to be a complete cunt.
That carrie is such a wallabe.
I'm glad we got rid of that wallabe.
wallabe by Neffyy January 16, 2009
A unique, and mystical wanimal known to have healing powers in the nasal glands.
Must be tamed before use. Also;
In the beginning, wallabe created the nose and the finger. The public was without weak stomachs. And wallabe said "Let there be picking"; and so it was.
wallabe by see`underscore`aych November 1, 2008

The William Wallace 

How to perform “The William Wallace

Step 1: Buy a hooker
Step 2: Feed her a burrito
Step 3: Engage the hooker in conversation, allowing the burrito to digest
Step 4: Engage in an act of anal fisting with the hooker, with her being on the receiving end
Step 5: Reach deep and grab a handful of excrement
Step 6: Paint your face with the excrement in a manner similar to Mel Gibson’s in “Braveheart”
Step 7: Ride the hooker like a steed while yelling “freedom”.

Congratulations, you now know how to perform “The William Wallace
Alan: Oh man, I had the greatest time in Las Vegas this New Years!
Devin: Oh nice, what did you do?
Alan: Oh you know the usual, liquor, gambling, videotaped and took turns with Max doing the William Wallace. We also went sight seeing

wallace presentation 

A variation on the "middle finger" obscene gesture. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle and only the middle finger is extended straight in the air. Generally considered to be a more elegant way to express "<screw> you".
Steve and Mike gave Andy the Wallace Presentation when Andy asked them to pick up the tab.
wallace presentation by Shames October 11, 2015

Wallace presentation 

A more elegant and dramatic version of giving "the bird" / middle finger. Possibly Scottish in origin. The wrist is cocked at a 90 degree angle, palm facing up, and the middle finger is raised straight in the air.
William showed those English bastards the Wallace Presentation at Stirling Bridge
Wallace presentation by Shames October 29, 2015
Slang for George Wallace, former segregationist governor of Alabama and 1968 Presidential candidate who later spurned segregation
That wallave 1968 scenario is based
wallave by based_bobthebuilder March 8, 2022