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Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.
1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"
by skdjhk January 15, 2009
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a walk with the goat man

A serendipitous, almost spiritual, encounter with a stranger that ends up being life altering, like moving to a new country or changing careers or something.
Camille: What, you're moving to Albania?! What are you going to do there?

Magritte: Yes. I'm going to run an apiary.

Camille: Word. How'd you find out about this?

Magritte: A migrant at the Swiss Italy border.

Camille: Ohh, so you went on a walk with the goat man! Dope.

Magritte: *slings the shaka*
by platonymous May 10, 2020
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