Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey 

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey by similationavragation November 30, 2010

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey! 

Getting up super early in the morning for a nice long bong hit followed by a GREAT BIG breakfast.

I woke up this morning and said to my friend "Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey!" and he knew I wanted to smoke some pot and eat some food.

Wakey, wakey eggs and bakey! by Renee11 September 19, 2009