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Wakey Wakey 

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+
"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"
Wakey Wakey by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

Wakey Wakey 

only stays know what this is. if you arent a stay this is a meme
Lee Felix:wakey wakey cmon its time to wake up
Wakey Wakey by urfavcatlover July 18, 2025

wakey-wakey 

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.
I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.
wakey-wakey by Mark Vale December 15, 2008

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.
"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.
Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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