wakey wakey 

A cute/nice way of saying "wake the f*** up"!!!

The boyfriend decided that her sleeping girlfriend had more than welcomed her stay and says "wakey wakey, listen... you have to go now". :)

wakey wakey by Lkaerkob8 October 22, 2008

Wakey Wakey 

Abbreviation of "Kosemek Ars, Wakey Wakey."
A phrase said by the strongest of 23 year olds, can be uttered only by beings who are able to bench 600lbs+

"Kosemek, my father just die-"
"Kosemek? Wakey Wakey?"

Wakey Wakey by Lera, The Sacred January 13, 2025

Wakey Wakey 

only stays know what this is. if you arent a stay this is a meme

Lee Felix:wakey wakey cmon its time to wake up

Wakey Wakey by urfavcatlover July 18, 2025

wakey-wakey 

Modafinil. From the fictional Wakey-Wakey drug in the role-playing game Paranoia.

I'm going to find some wakey-wakey so I can finish this project by tomorrow.

wakey-wakey by Mark Vale December 15, 2008

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey 

Something you say to wake someone up gently. Implies that breakfast is ready, including bacon and eggs.

Note: There is almost never any bacon and eggs.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey."

*Yawn* "Really?"

"No."

Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey by BornBlitzed February 4, 2018

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey 

A gentle wake-up statement, saying breakfast is prepared and there is eggs and bacon ready to consume. However, this is mostly always a lie and no eggs and bacon are waiting.

Beulah: "Wakey wakey eggs and bakey!"
Johnny: "Sweet. I'll be down in a minute."
Beulah's thoughts: "Hee hee. I sure tricked him. No eggs and bacon are there."

Wakey wakey eggs and bakey by YearlongSleet67 June 1, 2018

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey 

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey by Kooh July 7, 2011