Wakenin

The act of waking up from a long sleep, where you are feeling well rested.
Most commonly heard in those that take a while to wake up.

Jordie says to her husband “I am wakenin up still”

by JackTheReacher December 8, 2022

Nut Weakening

When the buttocks of a woman are so soft and plump that they have the ability to make a man ejaculate prematurely.

“Damn! Did you see that ass? That shit was Nut Weakening!”

by AlwaysHip March 10, 2021

Great Wakering

The frantic search for something to read on the toilet when you're about to go.

I desperately had to go to the bathroom, but the Great Wakering set in and I had to hold it while I looked for a book.

by MrBlonde267 June 1, 2009

rusty wakelin

An eye-opening rendition of the rusty trombone makes this a memorable way to say good morning! A man is awakened by his partner rimming him, while at the same time giving him a vigorous reach around. The skeet from the hand job is then used to style his hair to keep it out of his face.

I was ready for a full day of work in an ad agency – and looking good - after Liz started my day with a rusty wakelin!

by Slappy Cheeselog December 11, 2008

wokening

Being "woke" does not happen all at once -- it is a process, sometimes long and gradual. Sometimes it's interrupted by a bad relationship, family obligations, or just dumb choices.

Janie's Wokening began at age sixteen, but her grandmother wanted her married right away so she was not finally woke until she turned 40. But thank God she was because she helped a lot of people.

by Hardy5 October 27, 2020

Weakening Sour

This is the definition of B-Con and a reflection of all of the town OldBridge in dirty jersey. The weakening sour mean that B-Con loves drinking cosmos with the roomies, sex (with girls of course) and being in dark and lonely spiritual places. Smoking bowls and sweening.

Commons 223 Weakening Sour

by club 223 November 9, 2009

wakinin

A lanky nonce who was caught lacking

“You wakinin!”

by Yourmumisgay64 November 19, 2022