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Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012

The Westford Waffle Sandwich 

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.
Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

Cheeky Dick Waffle 

A cheeky dick waffle is a smart ass who enjoys dicking with others, sometimes in some very clever or devious ways.
Dandyman: I heard you knew how to make an entrance. If I had known you were going to do all this, I would have hung some Union Jacks for you.

Alucard: Hold on! Did you put all this on for me? Who are you?

Dandyman: I am Tubalcain Alhambra or the "Dandyman." I may or may not have fed a lie to the local policia that in return for your capture I would give them immortality.

Alucard: And they fucking bought that?!

Dandyman: Like discount pichi.

Alucard: You cheeky dick waffle!
Cheeky Dick Waffle by Leyulf September 30, 2013

Waffle-Hop 

The act of moving from Waffle House to Waffle House over the course of a night. Similar to bar hopping, but with Waffle House.
Hey, lets go to Houston and Waffle-Hop instead of getting a hotel.

WAFFLE-O 

I wanted it to be WAFFLE but then I found out that "each other" is two words so now it's WAFFLE-O
WAFFLE-O by PhreneticReaper June 18, 2014

Waffle Party 

A merry communal affair involving masks, dancing, and a hearty serving of waffles, the way Kier always intended.
Last night's waffle party has left this room smelling like 19th century ass.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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