Waffleak

When you spring a leak in your blue waffle

Aww man that waffleak stank like ripe liver

by Shineyshorts April 25, 2017

wafflecakes

this is when people chat bare shit.

person 1: i'm gonna bang you up!!!
person 2: stop chattin bare wafflecakes

by .x.Babiie J.x. April 20, 2008

Waffleausea

The feeling you get after you just ate one too many bites of your delicious syrup soaked waffle when you knew you were already far passed full.

Oh man, I wish I didn't eat that last bite of my pancakes. I've got waffleausea.

by Jennysioux November 7, 2014

Waffleskank

1) A prostitute who gets paid with waffles.

2) A nicer insult than whore, bitch, slut, etc.

1) Look at that hot waffleskank!

2) God damnit Jaime, why do you have to be such a waffleskank?

by Maestro Waffleskank February 8, 2009

french wafflemaker

A sex term in alternative lifestyle groups meaning to take a dump into someone's hand, and that person mashing it into the face of another. Also commonly used slang within same circles to mean someone who probably has pewpy mashed into their face often.

You probably want to duck if you see a french wafflemaker coming your way.

by Ginzso June 26, 2008

WaffleKing

The idiot who rules the waffle kingdom and sometimes has a crush on big bois named krad

WaffleKing is going to die from that fucking hug

by FUCKILOSTIT October 16, 2020

Waffleability

One’s ability to talk for lengthy periods without a breath.

Babs often displays a very high level of waffleability when talking to her peep Kev.

by Inspector Babs November 17, 2020