waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were
strawberries, there was syrup and there were
blueberries. it took mankind nearly four thousand to come to this
realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.
solomon: some people just dont
understand the
deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.