waffleism is more than just a belief, its a lifestyle- a dedication of your life to syrupy goodness. some
may ask how this came along and the truth is that it's always been. since the beginning of time there were waffles, there were strawberries, there was
syrup and there were blueberries. it took mankind nearly
four thousand to come to this realization. but now we can unite: one nation, under waffles.
solomon: some
people just dont understand the deep connection between a man (or a woman) and waffles.
brittany: what a pity.
solomon: if only
people would convert to waffleism, then theyd be truely happy.