waffle top
n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.
waffle top by papapoopoo September 2, 2004
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Waffle Top
When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle
Waffle Top by Unkum March 11, 2019
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waffle top by d February 15, 2004
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Top Waffle by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007
Top waffle
If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
Top waffle by Nwyk October 7, 2023
waffle topper
A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."
1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
waffle topper by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008
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Top Waffler by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019
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