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waffle top 

n. a girl with saggy tits that were believed to be firm until her bra came off. most likely the result of breastfeeding. very common in strip clubs where meth is prevalaent.
Shiela revealed herself to be a waffle top and much flopping ensued.
waffle top by papapoopoo September 2, 2004
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Waffle Top 

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle
Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.
Waffle Top by Unkum March 11, 2019

waffle top 

hey check it out, waffle tops at 3 o'clock.
waffle top by d February 15, 2004

Top Waffle 

In hockey, scoring top shelf on the goalie's waffle (aka blocker) side. Also known as EggO™.
That goalie got SNIPED EggO Top Waffle!
Top Waffle by SNIPE SHOW DANGLES December 24, 2007

Top waffle 

If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
Top waffle by Nwyk October 7, 2023

waffle topper 

A name for the act of ejaculating on the outer labia of a female after intercourse. Also known as "icing the cake."
1. I remembered at the last minute that she wasn't on the pill, so I pulled out and gave her a waffle topper.
waffle topper by Matt the Poet November 2, 2008

Top Waffler 

When Someone chats the most sh** 💀
U see Dan, yeah he’s a Top Waffler
#chatsmostshit #topwaffler
Top Waffler by SudaniMelon February 3, 2019
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“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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just fokin missing her

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me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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