Waddu 

Pronounced, 'Wah-doo'

Abbreviation of saying, "What the...!"

Noelo: "Yo, I just got my sister pregnant."
Liam: "Waddu heck, that is fucked."

Waddu by OGF July 25, 2019

Walmart Waddle 

That hilarious walk that overweight/obese walmart employees or department managers do when they're trying to walk from one area to another.

"Goddamn that department manager's got a walmart waddle."

"I watched the cashier do her walmart waddle into her spot."

Walmart Waddle by benis phuccboi March 28, 2017

Tom Waddle

A boob who works with another boob named Silvy on the Radio, whose Career Highlights include: inventing the Uword Snow Luggage, some how played in the NFL for 6 years and lived to tell the tale with only minor brain damage, eats his hot dogs smothered in underwear and knows 'Da Coach'.

Chicago Bears legend Tom Waddle #87

Pat Summerall: who is that guy who can't run, is not fast, but is getting open, sniffing those smelling salts?
John Madden: Oh he's Tom Waddle

Tom Waddle by Silvy WannaBe December 12, 2016

Ass Waddling Paddle Master 

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

Ass Waddling Paddle Master by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Jaylen Waddle 

Fast; Faster than other people

Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle

Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018

Waddup Boosh 

The act of saying hello to one of your boys, in a douchey and frat boy type of way. Credit given to internet sensation Dom Mazzetti.

Andrew: "Yo! Waddup boosh? Hittin' the gym later?"

Pat: "Oh hell yeah bro, gotta swell out today"

Waddup Boosh by NightHawk23 January 19, 2014

waddict 

Someone who is addicted to the art of wank

yo, did you hear? Karl Harvey's a waddict

waddict by dgtdghdgh July 19, 2011