Waddelling

The act of making arrangements with someone then bailing at the last minute, preferably when the other party is already at said prearranged destination and/or activity.

Poor smuck - "Hey Steve just arrived at Golf, how far away are you?"
Steve - "Hey mate, yeah I know i said 10 minutes ago how keen I was for golf but... I'm not coming..."
Poor smuck - "Classic Waddelling."

by The Tooms May 4, 2019

Ass Waddling Paddle Master

1. One who has been paddled ferociously to kinky sex, most men who suffer from this will tend to waddle for the next few days.

2. An insult; see: dipshit, moron, retard, etc.

1. The Jewish man bent over for the whopper of a spank "The Ass Waddling Paddle Master".

2. BIG T: "Hey look a turtle!"
Tiffany: "Thats not a turtle its a cloud you fucking Ass Waddling Paddle Master!!!"

by Sir Fuzzmo September 1, 2006

Hop Waddling

The act of looking like you're in a hurry, without actually moving any quicker than walking pace.

* Birds standing on the road. *

" Silly birds get off the road, or you'll be run over "

* Birds don't fly off, instead they commence hop waddling *

" Fine just hop waddle out of the way then "

" You have wings use them, Stupid hop waddlers !! "

by Aneejit March 2, 2023

Weddelling

To consume any kind of alcoholic beverage before 12 PM and continuing through out the day untill you either pass out or throw up (SPT)

Its 1130 AM, time for me and my boys to start Weddelling

by SPT (Self Proclaimed Tank) August 28, 2010

Wanderling

Someone who loves to travel, & visit different parts of the world.

"Chloe's such a wanderling, she makes me wanna see the world."

by Zzzzz11111 August 7, 2017

wadelling penguine

the action of jacking a man off, and stopping before he cums. So he waddles like a penguin

Sorry kevin, i did not a mean to give you a wadelling penguine, I should have finished the job.

by Bethany Migal December 31, 2007

weddelling

To drink large amounts of alcohol during the day. Named after the greatest chayer of all time Sean Weddell.

Bro #1: Yo bro! lets start weddelling so we dont get a late start on the kegger!

Bro #2: Dude, good idea we just gotta make sure we put the SPT under the table.

by Bro kingdom September 4, 2010