wadded

To have lots of money.

"Remember Gary from school? He's got a lexus and a massive house now, he's totally wadded!"

by chickybiker January 11, 2009

wadded

The feeling of having undergarments shoved slowly up your ass crack, as a result of over-reacting before understanding the whole situation. The state you are in when you have “panties in a wad”.

Rob: I spoke with Jim today and we all need to re-write our job description and then re-apply for our own positions.

Michael: What the fuck! Did you hear this, Jason?

Jason: Michael, you need to relax. You know this isn’t what Jim even meant. You are super wadded right now.

by crazycat8 August 15, 2016

Wadded

Morally uptight; think "panties in a knot (or wad)"

Only the most wadded individuals would actually consider legislation on the ban of internet porn.

by Glsckl October 10, 2016

Wadded

To be entirely and absolutely trashed. Drunk as a skunk. Hammered. Toasted... You get the point 🍻

Your boy is about to get all wadded up tonight

by Tdog24 January 28, 2018

Wadded Beef'd

The act of making an urbandictionary.com definition for something so obscure only 4 people know what it is.

Wadded Beef: we call our friend evan "evanlady" and decided to make it official = evanlady tee heee heee
Guy: What the hell is an evanlady.
Guy2: We just got beef'd

by joe February 20, 2005

wadded up five

Represents a poor gesture, like giving someone a crumpled five-dollar bill for their hard work. Typically used to say that you wouldn't be that grateful for something.

If you mowed my lawn for me, I'd give you... a wadded up five? I'll probably just do it myself.

by obeliskian July 10, 2025

Fuck-wadded douchewhore

Someone who has surpassed in great douchebaggery to the seniority of being a douchebag. They are no longer in the douchebag game.

Dude, you're such a fuck-wadded douchewhore after you sold my phone for weed.

by Bloodydickhole September 30, 2014