Lance Wackerle

The act of penetrating or attempting to penetrate the anal orifice of any living creature and occassionally inanimate objects such as toilet paper roll tubes or small dead children.
"Would you mind if I Lance Wackerle your ass, I'm feeling kinda sexy".
by Mr Zuchinnibrain February 21, 2012
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Wackerle

A giant red headed, red bearded douchebag.
by Droppingdueces101 January 06, 2019
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