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waaaaaah 

the correct thing to way when wacked in the head.
(according to Monty Python's Flying Circus)
proper head whacking explitives
not to be confused with more common incorrect outbursts such as:
AH!
ARRRGH!
S****!!!!
and other such
"now to try your getting hit in the head training."
WHACK
"WAAAAAAH!!!"
"VERY good. And again."
...
waaaaaah by PizzaWolf October 9, 2006

waaaaaah 

the sound of a baby crying from pooping or peeping their pants
i just crapped my pants....WAAAAAHHH
waaaaaah by peener part 2 June 11, 2006

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa

your baby brother is crying nonstop.
and very loudly
1: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaa
2: wtf are you doing

waaaaaambulance

Term used when someone is bitching too much and you are just sick and tired of hearing their nonsense.
Sally says: Oh my god someone stepped on my totally new sneakers and then my nails broke, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!!!

You say: Want me to call the waaaaaambulance ?
waaaaaambulance by Caged *AkA* Tim September 25, 2007

waaaaaalmart 

The most extreme of insults, so extreme they were only ever used by one man, logan paul. This insult is so devastating its power can rival that of the word nigger
"Are those walmart shoes? Like your merch! Waaaaaalmart!"
waaaaaalmart by ThatPlantCarny July 12, 2018

waaaaaaaa 

An onomatopoeia of the sound that young children make when they cry. Of course, the number of "a"s range, from 2 to infinity. Why this habit of "waaaaaaaa"ing fades over time is because as we mature, us humans understand that crying loudly in public is embarrassing, and thus we avoid doing so.
Baby: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Mom: Oh, no, the baby's crying!
waaaaaaaa by bubblemochi February 2, 2014
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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