WWJND

Stands for What Would Jim Norton Do

As we walked into the bar we noticed some women stupid drunk. So my buddy looks to me and says "WWJND"

WWJND by nycguy October 1, 2007

WWJND

the acronym stands for "What Would Jesus Not Do?"
as in the Chuck Palahniuk's book named Choke.

just keep asking yourself..... WWJND?

WWJND by fatum June 30, 2009

WWJCD 

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.

Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"

WWJCD by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013

WWJDFAKB 

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.

Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...

WWJDFAKB by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007

WWJDFAKB 

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"

WWJDFAKB by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003

WWND 

It means the Atheist twist on the common WWJD (What would Jesus Do?) The abbreviation of "What Would Nietzsche Do?" This refers to Friedrich Nietzsche (Pronounces " Knee - Che") an atheist German Philospher who wrote many things on politics & Religion but with other topics. One of his famous quotes is, " Faith means not wanting to know what is true."

Christian: "Oh my God, Is He Dead!?! What should we do!? WWJD?"
Atheist: " Oh my peaches! I have no idea! WWND?"
Christian: "WTF?"

WWND by TheFriendlyAtheist October 3, 2011

WWCND 

What Would Chuck Norris Do?
It is possible that Jesus himself wears a WWCND bracelet.

Hay Jesus, WWCND?
He'd roundhouse kick yo' ass.

WWCND by Euka October 29, 2006