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WWJND

As we walked into the bar we noticed some women stupid drunk. So my buddy looks to me and says "WWJND"
by nycguy October 1, 2007
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WWJND

the acronym stands for "What Would Jesus Not Do?"
as in the Chuck Palahniuk's book named Choke.
just keep asking yourself..... WWJND?
by fatum June 30, 2009
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WWJCD

"What would Jeremy Clarkson do?"

It would usually involve a hammer and/or screaming "POWERRRRRRR" while flooring the gas pedal.
Man 1: "This problem is just impossible."
Man 2: "Think, man, think! WWJCD?"
(20 minutes later...)
Man 1: "POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!"
by NotCaptainSlow May 2, 2013
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WWJDFAKB

An acronym for one of the greatest philosophical questions ever asked. What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar? Considering Jesus lived in a fairly warm environment, and everyone enjoys the taste of a Klondike Bar, it is assumed he would do anything for one. However, not ever tasting one before, it is impossible to conjecture whether he would find a Klondike Bar delicious. No one will ever know.
Tom: Well now that I have my degree from Harvard, I can pretty much say I know everything.
Hater: Really? Well let me ask you this: WWJDFAKB?
Tom: Uhh...
by Kai as a Kite September 16, 2007
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WWJDFAKB

Abbreviation: "What Would Jesus Do For A Klondike Bar?"
by Eeyore13 April 4, 2003
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WWND

It means the Atheist twist on the common WWJD (What would Jesus Do?) The abbreviation of "What Would Nietzsche Do?" This refers to Friedrich Nietzsche (Pronounces " Knee - Che") an atheist German Philospher who wrote many things on politics & Religion but with other topics. One of his famous quotes is, " Faith means not wanting to know what is true."
Christian: "Oh my God, Is He Dead!?! What should we do!? WWJD?"
Atheist: " Oh my peaches! I have no idea! WWND?"
Christian: "WTF?"
by TheFriendlyAtheist October 3, 2011
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WWCND

What Would Chuck Norris Do?
It is possible that Jesus himself wears a WWCND bracelet.
Hay Jesus, WWCND?
He'd roundhouse kick yo' ass.
by Euka October 29, 2006
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