WTFGAF 

Acronym for who the fuck gives a fuck.

"Paul, look! I got accepted to Harvard!"
"WTFGAF"

WTFGAF by Th3DarkDuck November 1, 2018

WTFGAS 

Who The Fuck Gives A Shit

Commonly used in response to an inane statement or question.

Person #1) Did you hear the Obamas got a dog?

Person #2) WTFGAS

WTFGAS by dennis_the_menace May 22, 2010

WTHGAFFA 

Who The Hell Gives A Flying Fuck Anyway. WTHGAFFA is pronounced "With Gafa". Used in texting or on-line chat.

Bob: "Hey Harry, I saw your Ex at the Mall yesterday!"
Harry: And WTHGAFFA.

Flying Fuck rat's ass wtf omg lol fuck rofl what what the fuck lmao omfg bbq wth stfu the ftw shit noob sex stupid wow gay zomg omgwtfbbq weird bitch damn owned random acronym ass what the hell why huh lmfao internet pwned penis crap crazy awesome n00b funny 1337 idiot pwn haha gtfo holy shit idk dude roflmao roflcopter

WTHGAFFA by 12kcolg November 14, 2009

WTFGAL 

What the fuck - Get A Life
Also a variant with "Oh" in front (ie: OWTFGAL)
Said in reply to some ridiculous news piece or current rage that is a total waste of time.

Today's news headlines includes a story about the fate of Gary, Carrie Fisher's dog.

OWTFGAL. I love pets, please *please!*

WTFGAL by far_north December 31, 2016