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Dont Woch Dat 

flex-Wha U Gunna Do 2 Him
Skypez-Dont Woch Dat Bruv
Dont Woch Dat by Dont Woch February 8, 2008
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asa wochatz

the strangest person in the world with VERY frizzy curly hair and shoe sizes that change weekly. he plays drums like a madman and has a dad that looks just like him. his greatest enemy is flint because flint wants to get in bed with him. an asa wochatz is also a skateboarder favoring skate spots that have a large gap. he will ollie it first try not always very tweaked but very solid. has many mood swings and hes a german
dude i just ollied a 30 stair im such an asa wochatz

Wochomurka 

A person who is 6' 4" tall, pretends to be Canadian, and changes his/her nationality every week. Said person may also be emo, a geek, speak 1337 and may be obsessed with everything and anything from Canada
Wochomurka is such a flippin' idiot! Last week he said he was Irish, and this week he claims to be Polish!
Wochomurka by Carlos LLave December 16, 2004
Hello
Used by Fozzy Bear from Muppets Show: "Wocha, Wocha Wocha"
Wocha mate, how's things?
wocha by kungphoo April 4, 2009

Wochu Do 

When someone commits a crime of mental retardation.

Originated from one particularly nerdy student in St Chris, Bahrain Circa 2004.

He was taunted to his face regarding his pronunciation of the words "what did you do''.

With his fresh off the fisherman boat accent, the pronunciation that came out of his mouth was 'wocchu du'.
''You stabbed your boss in the elbow, Wochu Do!"

or

"You lost all your life savings on strippers and booze! Wochu Do!!
Wochu Do by One of the Nice Guys October 18, 2012

wochenendbier 

What Germans and Bavarians do on a weekend: they grab a beer and hang out with friends. Not to be confused with beers they drink after work ("feierabendbier"), before work ("frühstücksbier"), during work ("pausenbier"), after a large night out ("konterbier"), or on Sunday mornings ("frühschoppenbier").

See also: feierabendbier
"Yo Holger, want to grab a wochenendbier on Saturday?" - "Oh Dirk, that would be wunderbar. But I already made samstagabendbier plans with some other friends. How about a frühschoppenbier on Sunday instead?" - Holger yodels in joy
wochenendbier by yodelmeister3000 February 9, 2021
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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