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What is this fuckery?
witf by kels... August 1, 2008
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witf • witfd • witff • Witffdtm • WITFH • WitFist • WITFITS • WITFO • Witful • WITFW
"Man, Yaro walks around Sarah WITF."

"Only reason he bought flowers was WITF."
WITF by IsaacMCelis May 30, 2012
Person 1: jfizkandmakaksjns

Person 2: witff
witff by fukno December 12, 2019
RT @extrenergy Adam, the "heir apparent to Freddy Mercury" could actually win idol (quote from the Today show this morning) - WITFH?
WITFH by extrenergy May 13, 2009
Common acronym for “What In The Fuck Is This Shit”
Buddy1 sends naked pics of 80 year old man!

Buddy 2 response - WITFITS
WITFITS by Jesus February 9, 2005
A person who is against Zack Snyder’s filmography; a “Snyder-anti”.
Thomas Jefferson is an angry witfist.
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