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Whimpering 

To whimper is a small, insecure noise you make when

1. under pressure
2. before/after crying
3. scared
4. in pain
5. so excited you wanna scream. not always to good kind of excitement, can be like stress

whimpering has nothing to do with being a "wimp" but can
1. As the teacher passed out the test, Bob started whimpering nervously
2. Bob's crying faded to shaky whimpering as he kept clinging to his dead girlfriend's body
3. He was tied to a pole in a basement. Ducttape over his mouth, he whimpered
4. When she pulled the bullet from his arm, a small whimper of pain escaped his lips
5. As they waited in line for the huge rollercoaster, he started whimpering
Whimpering by *the happy emo* August 18, 2011

Whimpering Zipper 

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper

Whimpering Audio 

A type of educational audio that somehow gets millions of likes.
Person 1 : "I LOVE WHIMPERING AUDIOS!"
Person 2 : "WHIMPERING AUDIOS ARE SO CRINGE"
intense fight.
Whimpering Audio by Yanisgonnadie December 14, 2023

whimpering sneezer 

When you sound like whimpering when ya sneeze, usually bc you're a twink, your name starts with R, you're a loser or all of the above.
"Have ya seen how Reki sneezes?!"
"YEAH he sounds like he totally sounds like a whimpering sneezer..."

whimpering sneezer 

When ya sneeze sounding like you just whimpered. Usually if you're either a twink or sneeze like an anime girl
"Have ya heard how Reki sneezes!?"
"PFTT yeah, he's totally a whimpering sneezer"

Men whimpering 

Me: I like men whimpering
Friend: ew weird
Me: 😊