To whimper is a small, insecure noise you make when

1. under pressure
2. before/after crying
3. scared
4. in pain
5. so excited you wanna scream. not always to good kind of excitement, can be like stress

whimpering has nothing to do with being a "wimp" but can
1. As the teacher passed out the test, Bob started whimpering nervously
2. Bob's crying faded to shaky whimpering as he kept clinging to his dead girlfriend's body
3. He was tied to a pole in a basement. Ducttape over his mouth, he whimpered
4. When she pulled the bullet from his arm, a small whimper of pain escaped his lips
5. As they waited in line for the huge rollercoaster, he started whimpering
by *the happy emo* August 15, 2011
1. the sound a little puppy makes when he's begging for your attention

2. the sound my boyfriend makes when he gets hot and bothered

1. cute little rover let out a whimper, wanting a doggy treat

2. after half an hour of fooling around, mike started to whimper
by skizzatle December 3, 2008
How one might to get to the pity party.
Josie: "Do you know where Chelsea went? She was really upset about not getting invited to the dance."
John: "No clue - she jumped right into her whimper wagon and drove off."
by Mama Frazz December 1, 2010
Used when someone sees an individual so attractive that they are unable to make any vocal sounds other than a nervously shaken *heem* from their vocal cords.
Ben: "Dude I can keep my cool around women no problem."

Klukka: "Oh hey that girl over there is ripped."

Ben: "a heem heem whimper"
by ItsApeX October 4, 2021
But you ARE "aloud" to do kvetch silently.
I hate da "no whining/whimpering aloud" rule --- it makes no sense! What good is non-verbal complaining if nobody around you know dat you're unhappy, or what you're unhappy about???
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
The immortal phrase uttered by one of the evil Skeksils in the Jim Henson film, "The Dark Crystal".
Chamberlain - mmmMMMMmmm
Skeksi - I hate your whimper!
by AesopRock311 April 15, 2010