Koryolink

A North Korean phone company founded in 2008.
The phone commercial can be watched on YouTube, though it has the most questionable subtitles that are definitely real.

Bro I just got the Koryolink! It's so much better than the shitty iPhone!

by green909 January 20, 2023

Bonj

The word bonk but someone's fat ass finger pressed between the j and k key.

Bonj.

by green909 August 13, 2023

Whimpering

A sound that some people are into. It's technically just straight-up moaning.

I love the sounds of men whimpering!!111!

Ashley. Please go to therapy.

by green909 June 13, 2023

Green Screen Kids

Some stupid little kid who puts their face in a video like they are reacting to it. They make it so small and move it around the screen. You see them on YouTube Shorts or TikTok.

These Green Screen Kids are so annoying. At this point why even watch YouTube Shorts or TikTok. The shitty lip syncing was cringe enough.

by green909 February 8, 2024

Tomb Raider 2013 Multiplayer

A game that is a cod lobby but people there can hardly speak English.

As of 2024, Tomb Raider 2013 Multiplayer is dead, which should've been years ago. It was pretty fun, but all good things must come to an end.

by green909 May 11, 2024

College

A place I am happy that I choose to not go to. My sister is in college and she already has 3 student loans.

Yo, you going to college?

Nope.

Why?

Cus Highschool was hard enough.

by green909 January 25, 2024

WinRAR

A software for unzipping files. The fact it never forcefully makes you pay after the 40 day trial is funny.

You are a dumbass if you pay for WinRAR.

by green909 February 16, 2024