If you live in the Southern region of the United States, it's the place to go to when you're drunk as shit 2AM in the morning with your mates. They serve AMAZING burgers and are 24/7 and are one of the many reasons why Texas kicks ass.
Guy 1: Dudeeeeee I'm getting the munchiest let's go to Whataburger
Guy 2: Fuck yeah! I'm keeping the place number too as part of my Whata number collection too!
Guy 3: FUCK YEAH TEXAS!
by AKewlName January 31, 2014
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A restaurant chain which is based in Corpus Christi, Texas, and mainly serves the Southern region of the U.S. Has a reputation for making some of the best food you can get at a fast-food place. They do take near-forever when it comes to serving your order, but they compensate for the slow service with the great food.
Speedy service does not equal quality.
by Dr. Atomic December 4, 2004
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Resturant which has the best fucking hamburgers in the world, 2nd best fries next to mcdonalds, and open 24/7 which is awesome, stoners paradise, makes all other burgers taste like crap, and you can order the burgers any way you like ex. triple meat, triple cheese, and bacon
Its 3 a.m. and I'm hungry, I think I will go to Whataburger and get something to eat.
by Whata March 15, 2004
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Founded in 1950 in Corpus Christi, Texas, Whataburger now has approximately 700 locations scattered over mostly several southern states and is still a family owned restaurant business. Well regarded by employees and patrons alike, they are known for quality and value. They are always my choice for a fast, delicious, quality meal whether it's breakfast, lunch, dinner or simply a snack.
examples: Whataburger breakfast Taquitos are the best, Whataburger hamburgers (bacon cheeseburger with jalapenos is my favorite) are the best, Whataburger has the best chicken strips and ALWAYS the best shakes! Also, I'd rather eat Whataburger's fried fish than from a traditional restaurant and nowhere else can compare to Whataburtger's onion rings. I just wish that there were more of them so I didn't have to go so far to get meals. And no, they did not pay me to say this - not so much as even a free burger. They're just good!
by Preston C. Dumas October 27, 2007
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Man 1: Let's go to McDonald's
Man 2: Na bra i feel like Wendy's
Man 1: F that, guy I gotsta have my Mickey D's!
Man 2: Alright, whataburger dude I don't f-in' care.
by Doctor Bananas April 13, 2008
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A mexican operated restaurant that is slow.

The primary source of nutrition for those native of South Texas, i.e.: Corpus Christi, Texas.
I'm starving. Does anyone want to go to Whataburger with me?
by Joe May 31, 2004
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water mixed with burger, covered in grease, with a side of souls.
*drives up to death*

"could i get a large whataburger?"

"anythign else with that ma'am?"

"i'm sorry, did you say ma'am? i'm a Mr."

"oh, i'm sorry. i just didn't think it would matter when you die"

"you're right, yes. that would be all"

"that will be $2.75, drive up... now"
by Matthew Quick November 10, 2007
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