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what cunt 

WAHT CUNT! Self discriptive term that outlays ones feelings of hostility towards another.
Also used as a term of endearment.
Customer- Have you got any peanut butter in your shop, shop lady?
Shop lady- What cunt?

Man- hey i heard you called my girlfirend a slut
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- Nothing. Sorry
Man 2- WHAT CUNT!
Man- No seriously it was just a joke, she is a slut anyways, I hate that fucking slut.
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?
Man- I fucked your mum
Man 2- WHAT CUNT?

Its quite obvious that in this case here man 2 suffers from a common syndrome called whatcuntitis, which can be caused from over abuse of this term.
what cunt by Spideyman August 17, 2006
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what cunt 

One of the most used sayings, well for New Zealand teens+. I don't know what other countries it has spread too, but its commonly used here.

People yell it from cars to people walking. Or basically its a comeback for an offensive comment made by another. Like "what bitch".
Man1: Hey ya mums fat
Man2: WHAT CUNT
what cunt by Supramanz April 8, 2006

What Cunt?

"Hey Dan"

"What?"

"You're fuck all!!"

"What Cunt?"
What Cunt? by turbotiger July 24, 2009

What cunt pub? 

What cunt pub?
What cunt pub? by Penrith81 September 24, 2018

What The Cunt 

Similar to what the fuck except used in exceptional circumstances to exclaim an even greater level of surprise, shock, amazement, etc.
1: "Dude, you hear that she didn't get that abortion?"
2: "Seriously?"
1: "Yeah, she wants child support now as well"
2: "WHAT THE CUNT?!"
What The Cunt by Scuzzmonkey69 April 1, 2011

what up cunt

greeting to friend. Questions the health / wellbeing of the person being asked
"What up cunt?". Question to greet friend, as in "how are you friend?"
what up cunt by Matt McCrone May 6, 2008

What's Happenin' Cunt

A phrase that can be used universally in most situations.
It is generally said when greeting another person, however it is also quite acceptable to out of excitement as a way of expressing joy.
"Hey man."
"What's happenin' cunt?"

"Dude, you are so drunk!"
"Fuck yeah! What's happenin' cunt!!!!!!"
What's Happenin' Cunt by Sonick December 7, 2012
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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