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Wayland Retards (WR) 

WRs are kids from Wayland who act immature and idiotic. There are multiple kids of Wayland Retards:
1. People who never or rarely talk. These people also must be somewhat stupid

2. People who act at least two years younger than their age
3. People who think they’re so cool when they’re actually not
They can be either mild, medium, or bad. You say the letters WR to make sure teachers don’t notice.
Student 1: in geometry class yesterday when Mr. Smith asked the class what’s 374*17, Addler screamed 69 and started dabbing.

Student 2: Such a WR. That kid tried out for the basketball team too. He didn’t make a single layup

Student 1: Wayland Retards (WR) are so annoying

Student 2: Agreed
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Jace Wayland 

Jace Wayland is a fictional character from the 'Mortal Instruments' Trilogy by Cassandra Clare. At the beginning of the first book, 'City of Bones', Jace is introduced as an arrogant yet gorgeous Shadowhunter and a first level asshole. However as you read on you learn that he is caring and thoughtful inside. He is full of sarcasm and almost every line he says in the books will make you either laugh, or cry. He is in love with Clary Fray, the other main character in the trilogy.
If you have read all three books, you can be expecting more in the upcoming years.
After reading the books, you automatically fall in love with his character.

* If you are unsure as to what Jace looks like, Alex Pettyfer is a name that is often brought up. Alex has been offered the role of Jace Wayland in the upcoming movie adaption of 'City of Bones' along with Lily Collins as Clary Fray.
1. "I am a man" he told her, "and men do not consume pink beverages. Get thee gone woman, and bring me something brown." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass.

2. "There is no pretending," Jace said with absolute clarity, "I love you, and I will love you until I die, and if there's a life after that, I'll love you then." -Jace Wayland - City of Glass
Jace Wayland by likerawr January 25, 2011
Derived from Chinese, the beautiful name Waysan means the only precious one, or precious coral.
A true Waysan is a sweet, incredibly intelligent person. You would be lucky to meet one.

It would not be uncommon for Waysan to be-
Delicate.
Light on their feet, Waysans project a very fairy-like quality.
Excellent dancer.
Shy
Kind.
Good story-teller.
Tending to write long, descriptive emails.
Rare.
Unique Style.
1: Hmm what's the name of someone who's delicate, smart and fairy-ish?
2: Waysan, dude, definitely.
1: OMG CAN I MEET HER?
2: Fat chance, man, Waysans are rare.
Waysan by LALALALOTUS July 3, 2009
A girl who is spunky, shy, unique, and random. Also describing anything unique and random. Translates to 'unique coral' in Chinese.
Waysan burst into a fit of random laughter just as the class fell abruptly silent.
Waysan by haute_chic June 30, 2009
A cross-breed between a walrus and a toucan. it has the body of a walrus and the beak, wings, and tail of a toucan. it is fond of eating homework.
Teacher-"Why didn't you do your homework?"

Student-"My walcan ate it."
Walcan by Mr. Genius 5872 December 21, 2010
Man of the way. Wayman is like "way to go, man." Everyone's go-to man, who knows exactly the way, the path, the right thing to do. A man of the road, a traveller, a seeker, a seer. A good man, beloved by all. He can be very funny or very serious and thoughtful, depending on what the situation calls for. A visionary, but a humble one, and capable of great insights and activity.
"You should listen to/follow that guy, he knows what's what, keeps it real; He's a real wayman."
Wayman by nirvanabrew February 4, 2010
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