water those

A simple "what kind of shitty shoes are those"

1.hey josh what's up!
2. .... WATER THOSE!!!!
3. Uhm... Sandals?

by The guy that's always wrong September 6, 2015

water these plants

its to tell someone to get off your case and go do what they are suppose to do, to mind their own business

I was laying on my couch watching tv and my girl comes talking about I party to much on the weekend. so I tell her "water these plants"

by lcossiving February 24, 2009

siberian waterhose

Slapping your significant other with your penis wile yelling- "TASTE THE MAGIC!!"

I'M gonna give your woman a Siberian waterhose

by Sloppy Mcfatass September 10, 2015

watertose

when you’re lactose intolerant, but water

emily: i’m watertose
me: what’s that?
emily: lactose intolerant, but water

by alyxdumb December 28, 2020

kinked waterhose

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

waterhose

You Dick When You Have An Erection And It Gets All Long And Ggreen Fork Bulging Veins And Shoots Oily Cum

Oh Yeah, Give Me That Waterhose!

by TruffleButter101 March 29, 2017

Afghani Waterhose

When a guy is having anal sex and pees in a girls ass.

It was hot and heavy and then he gave me the Afghani Waterhose and my eyes lit up with excitement..five minutes later his orgasm and urine were running down my leg.

by Crk* June 16, 2019