wares

he is a handsome guy always loving and charming he is the best to be around with funny nice cute and sexy

wow you are such a wares

by micheala2121 October 9, 2020

wares

wares is someone who is sexy he is very smart he is handsome he is cute and also loving to be around if your around him you will feel his positive vibe he is always smiling and he is always smart thinking he is someone who you could always trust and love he will do anything for family and also anything for his friends he is the greatest

Girl#1 wow isn't he the greatest

Girl#2 he's such a wares

by micheala2121 October 9, 2020

DISPLAY ONE'S WARES

boobs, ass, "the goods."

At the photo shoot, the model was scantily-clad, and was undoubtedly displaying her wares. The photographer was packin' more meat than a slaughterhouse!

by weave October 7, 2003

lego star wars the complete saga

Better than sex

LEGO Star Wars the complete saga is better than sex

by PickleManDan July 23, 2017

The Great Coochie Wars

The greatest war... caused by Master Roshi's favorite thot who, planned to sacrifice herself In order to destroy Roshi's Coochie Empire and overthrow him from being King of the Coochie.

Story told by Roshi DevilArtemis Universe

"There I was back to back with Jesus. Bible in my right hand machine gun in the left. Ready to bless these unholy thots with the divine sauce. I ran out of ammo so I yelled across the orphanage Jesus I need a melee weapon. Never in my life have I seen a Mexican throw a sandal so fast in my life. 657 prostitutes fell that day to the holy sandal of Mexican Jesus. That day went down in history as The Great Coochie wars"

Cell's Voice
We can finally find out what happened during The Great Coochie Wars.

by NarrowCobra May 3, 2021

lava-ware

Collective noun referring to the useless banner ads that decorate free web sites. The sites receive income by selling ad spaces to various smutty companies such as ambulence-chasing law firms, knock-off boutiques, etc. at the expense of web surfers' sanity.

The term "lava-ware" was coined because dodging these banners is comparable to walking across a room only stepping on objects that are not the floor because the floor is lava.

The danger of lava-ware is generally restricted to touch screen media such as tablets and smart phones where such banners can be difficult to avoid touching.

Lava-ware evolved from the pop-up technology that once plagued non-touch interfaces; those that persist today have adapted with very small and unreachable "x" buttons that serve to close thd window.

Hipster 1: "Bromandude, did you check the weather for tonight yet? If it's gonna rain I'm totes gonna rock the fedora, otherwise I'm hitting the town with my understated tipped quaff."

Hipster 2: "Sorry dudemanbro, I was scrolling through my gps radar from the local news page and super dissed my manicure on some lava-ware for snuggies."

by Dairy-Maid November 19, 2013

Shipping Wars

Where a bunch of people start arguing, and wage a war over which couples in a show were meant to be canon in a webcomic, anime, tv show,ect.

I went on this chat room, and there were all these people who started arguing over Homestuck shipping. The arguement quickly became a full on shipping war, and i got involved. Darn shipping wars

by T3r3z1 Pyrop3 June 22, 2013