WAPLT 

Acronym for "why are people like this?"

I hate dudes who don't have trash cans in their fucking bathrooms in their apartments. What am i supposed to do? Wander around with a bloody tampon in my bag? WAPLT

WAPLT by me but not you January 17, 2018

Walt McHan’d 

When you’re really gettin down with some good gay butt sex but your dick is so small you can’t get past the cheeks, causing you to have to create a jizzy waterfall in the other dudes crack

The way Logan is braaaaaaaping and the sun glistens off his D.I.LF. bod he’s tryin to get Walt McHan’d

Walt McHan’d by Chad Savage March 28, 2022

Walter Clements 

someone who likes fire trucks and moster trucks

Walter Clements:
walter

Walter Clements by NovemberIsDumb March 14, 2019

waltuh 

someone who needs to put his dick away

finger: waltuh, put your dick away, waltuh
finger: i'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

waltuh by waltuh August 23, 2022

Walt Face 

A look of extreme disappointment, disgust, and concern. Frequently acted out by Walter White on the show Breaking Bad

When walter's partner Jessie brings Funions as the only source of food for a 3 day cooking spree, Walter "Walt Faces" as the sight of them.

Walt Face by ksjerry December 2, 2011

Steve Walts 

Also known as “King Walt’s”, “our boi Steve”, “God” “daddy Steve”, and “Steve” He is the snazziest fellow around and blesses the children of Prince William County with snow days and glorious hymns. His hit single “Code Red” is the only reason Prince William County students have to live.

Us: “Wow daddy Steve is our god”
Teachers: “It’s Steve Walts to you!”

Steve Walts by BullshitTea May 16, 2019

walter ego 

When you have an alter ego named walter.

"I didn't do it...it was my walter ego!"

walter ego by jerry_at_rick April 22, 2010