WALOP

WALOP - What A Load Of Pants.

A way to say something is rubbish with a short expression.

“What do you think of Brexit?”
“Brexit, WALOP!”

by Madlass18 January 31, 2020

Wolopping

British slang
kicking the shit out of something
beating something
basically, just fucking demolishing someone

Quackity: wolopping? wha- what does that word mean??
Tubbo: wolopping dolphins. its kicking the shit out of something!
Quackity: PFFT- WHA-
<BBH>: LANGUAGE!

by FreshestInferno February 19, 2021

walapoo

a amazing word river phoenix created cus he can while waving a wand

joaquin-“stephanie has a big butt”
river-“WALAPOO”

by riverphoenixofgod December 18, 2017

Walapalooza

A six way donkey train where the woman is wide open, every hole, and every hole is filled by a penis. To be a walapalooza she has to also have a cock in each hand stroking and getting tit-pumped.

The camera started to roll, she got loose and it turned into a full-blown walapalooza!

by Dr. Walapalooza October 24, 2014

darkies walloper supper

a scottish term for a chip shop delicacy called a "black pudding supper"

'can i have a portion of chips and a darkies walloper supper please

by big owenypony January 7, 2009

Roll of Wallpaper

Alternative phrase to Boxing glove on the end of a swans neck when describing a man who is well endowed in the trouser department

Woman in pub - So then, tell me why I should go on a date with your friend Dave?

Man in pub - Because love, he has a cock like a roll of wallpaper!

by blurtworth January 7, 2011

Texas Wallpaper

To stick a wet, moist Kleenex tissue used to wipe up cum onto someone's wall. Texas Wallpaper is similar to that of a traditional Tissue Swipe except that in the case of Texas Wallpaper, the tissue that is used to wipe up semen and/or vaginal juices after masturbation, a handjob or after vaginal or anal coitus, one sticks the tissue to the wall. It is imperative that the tissue still be moist or in a semi-moist state in order to stick. The allure of the Texas Wallpaper is the ability to create a wonderful display and conversation piece of multiple tissues with each tissue having its own unique story to tell. Sexual frequency clearly determines one's ability to decorate effectively with Texas Wallpaper. Texas Wallpaper was recently featured on Do It Yourself Network.

Stan blew his wet, steamy load on his girlfriend April's chest. After grabbing a tissue and wiping off his man load, Stan quickly selected a nice spot and plastered up some Texas Wallpaper. April's wall was beginning to look like a tissue paper covered float in the Texas Cavaliers River Parade.

by Eaton Holgoode March 19, 2015