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Hairy Poonie Waggler
Person 1: Lisa's sucha troll.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Person 2: Yeah i know, shes sucha Hairy Poonie Waggler!
Person 1: dyke.
Hairy Poonie Waggler by Bitch1233343888 March 17, 2011
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doo-waggler
doo-waggler by leemoney January 12, 2008
Willy Waggler
Willy Waggler by Comfy94s July 12, 2011
cunt waggler
-"Look at that cunt waggler trying to skip the queue."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
-"How was the bar?"
-"It took forever to get served, there was many a cunt being waggled."
cunt waggler by The King of Hvar January 24, 2014
vag waggler
A woman that tends to lead men into a spiral of desperate wanteness. The woman then ditches the men to proceed on with her game of chase.
vag waggler by pricy January 22, 2007
nugget waggler
A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.
Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!
nugget waggler by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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