W.A.F.F.S

An acronym standing for What A Fucking Shit Show

"I walked into work Monday morning and the servers were down, half the team called in sick, and the coffee machine was broken. Total W.A.F.F.S."

W.A.F.F.S by Kairu. 36 July 6, 2026

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. 

"Laugh Silently In My Head Because It Wasn't Actually Funny Enough For Me To Laugh Out Loud"- Other known as what REALLY happens when one of your friends texts, or says "L.O.L"

John- Yeah, i had to walk 37 miles to get home...
Frank-"Lol"
John-"..."
what really happend when Frank heard that was L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L.

L.S.I.M.H.B.I.W.A.F.E.F.M.T.L.O.L. by Jake Opp November 10, 2011

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad

hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020

W.A.F.O.S. 

White artist from outta state.

In 2000-2001 a group of (primarily caucasion) brooklyn natives came up with this term to categorize the group of people who seemed to be moving in to all of their neighborhoods. Far from a derogatory term, it was actually just a more descriptive way to refer to this demographic than the alternative "hipster" or "emo-kid". The natives in fact encouraged one another to "embrace the wafe", as a means accepting the inevitable changes brought on by gentrification.

"Some of my best friends are w.a.f.o.s."

Or

"dude was really wafing it out"

W.A.F.O.S. by kool kear July 3, 2007

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s 

i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad

"hey how are you"
me: "well.... i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s"
"what?"
me: "i want to kill myself so badly but i dont want to make my friends and family sad"
"get some therapy my dude"

i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s by sad.emo_boi August 13, 2020

w.a.f.o.s

(n)def. White artist from outta state.

What native, African-American Brooklynites call the suburban
post-hippie/alt/click/emo/rocker/indie-hop/stencil artists that fervently head for the Brooklyn,NY area from various mid-western cities, as to be immersed in the, NYC "hipster set."

syn.)(n) poseur.

Yo, we were at this loft party in D.U.M.B.O, and it was mad W.A.F.O.S up in that spot, real...

w.a.f.o.s by Icey St. Ides June 11, 2006

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B 

This is for Rachel you big fat white nasty smelling fat bitch why you took me off the motherfucking schedule with your trifflin dirty white racist ass you big fat oompa loompa ass bitch i’m coming up there and i’m going to beat the fuck out of you bitch

Karen: Where is your manager?
Manager: T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B

T.I.F.R.Y.B.F.W.N.S.F.B.W.Y.T.M.O.T.M.F.S.W.Y.T.D.W.R.A.B.F.B.O.L.B.A.I.C.U.T.A.I.G.B.T.F.O.Y.B by Yellow Hearts 223 January 15, 2020