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A literary masterpiece featuring potato plants, women noisily donating cows to zoos, the beauty of math, and the enchanting love story of one translator(!) named Gen and one Mr. Hosokawa. Not to mention a philosophical debate about the attractiveness of an ancient man and Petrarch refuting it and Jimi Hendrix with an arm sling. Let's just hope you remember how to write in cursive.
summary:
Have you ever seen a cow? (this is for the future generations, they're losing touch with nature)
What is cow
I want my kids to know that potatoes have a plant part. OH GOD PROCESSED FOODS.
Oh such math.
Coffee or orange juice?
THE TRANSLATORS
Genkawa, do you ship it?
Gaaaaayyyyyy.
GEE WHIZ
Only true 90's kids will remember Form W.
Have you ever seen a cow? (this is for the future generations, they're losing touch with nature)
What is cow
I want my kids to know that potatoes have a plant part. OH GOD PROCESSED FOODS.
Oh such math.
Coffee or orange juice?
THE TRANSLATORS
Genkawa, do you ship it?
Gaaaaayyyyyy.
GEE WHIZ
Only true 90's kids will remember Form W.
W formula
T: Time M: money P: problems W:women
Women = time x money
But some might say time is money so
W= MxM = M square = M^2
And what is the root of all ur problems? —-> money
So money equals square root of problems
____
So M=/P
Now to cancel it out
Money square = problems
M^2=P BUT WHAT ALSO EQUALS MONEY SQUARE? WOMEENNN SO WOMEN = PROBLEMS W=P
Women = time x money
But some might say time is money so
W= MxM = M square = M^2
And what is the root of all ur problems? —-> money
So money equals square root of problems
____
So M=/P
Now to cancel it out
Money square = problems
M^2=P BUT WHAT ALSO EQUALS MONEY SQUARE? WOMEENNN SO WOMEN = PROBLEMS W=P
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