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Worst
Of
All
Time
Joe Pollard is the woat!
W.O.A.T by didi pop November 29, 2004
Words you can keep
Nolan is the W.O.A.T. #11 days
W.O.A.T by Yabviously October 6, 2016
1: "Wearing only a thong." This phrase is most often associated with European beaches and bachelor parties, but has been seen in such creative places as senate campaigns and spicy games of billiards.

2: A drunken slur of the word "goat" often spoaken between punches in the mouth. Although it's not entirely sure why drunk people so often call themselves goats, research continues daily on the subject.
*Biff* owwwww... I w.o.a.t. *whack*
W.O.A.T by Shuffle September 26, 2005

W.O.A.T. 

An acronym for "Worst Of All Time". Commonly used to describe people who exhibit qualities such as talking out of ones ass, completely distorting the truth, and being a tool in general. People who suffer from being a W.O.A.T. often live in pathetic suburban townships and pretend to do things like put out house fires, usually started by the aforementioned W.O.A.T.

W.O.A.T's tend to live in cushy condo's with other W.O.A.T.'s, some of who might own exotic animals. For all their flaws, W.O.A.T.'s tend to be fiercely loyal, often completely mirroring the actions and mannerisms of people who choose to deal with them.
Hallo W.O.A.T. !
W.O.A.T. by Doctor Consig M.D. August 17, 2009

W.O.A.T. 

Weakest of all time
Anthony Joshua is the W.O.A.T.
W.O.A.T. by Simp Free January 27, 2020

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W. 

When it comes to hero shooters, Team Fortress 2 is the G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W.
G.O.A.T.T.B.T.E.W. by camo_man July 20, 2024
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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